A stroll down memory lane...

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Foot in the hole...

Sound familiar anyone?

Shit today, Fuck tomorrow

First “Idiot”, now “Shit”. That’s right; my little angel has said “shit”. The other day at dinner, little boy was running down the list of classmates who’ve said “idiot”, I asked him what he said, to which he responded “I told him he was a yucky boy!” Now he’s moved on to “Shit”, and not just any “Shit”…“Holy Shit”. Actually, it was all said in context (as in “Adam said Holy Shit”), which I’ve convinced myself, makes it better. So, we’ve been come up with alternative things to say:
“Holy Cow”
“Holy Moly”
“Walloping Web Snappers”
“Holy Smokes”
I’m waiting to see what he comes up with next.

Dead Marriage Pool

So, a friend and I have been talking about putting together a Dead Marriage Pool, kinda like a good ol' fashion death pool but only taking about marriage and not people.

#1 - Pam and Kid Rock...really, who are they kidding, she's had implants that will last longer then this marriage.

#2-Brittany and K-Fed...I think she's going to get a VD from him and that will be the last straw.

#3- Nick Cage and Alice...there's like a 20 year age difference, at that point it's just gross, I'm thinking the girl will eventully come to her senses...same goes for Mike Douglas and Cathy Jones.