MEME?

I got tagged from Cladeedah, but seeing as I only have 10 posts I'm going to use my second post and also make up something for the non-existant 23rd.

The Rules:
1. Go into your archive.
2. Find your 23rd post.
3. Find the fifth sentence (or closest to).
4. Post the text of the sentence in your blog along with these instructions.
5. Tag five other people to do the same.

"5. I’m a closet socialist" (Number 5 on the 100 things about me list)
&
"I was so pleased with the results of the anal bleaching, I had to show everyone" (what might be the 5th line of my 23rd post when I write it.)


And here's the other MEME I got from Cladeedah:
1. Legal First name? Rather not state, let's just say its a guy's name
2. Were you named after anyone? Father's Uncle "Howard * White", told you it was a guy's name
3. Do you wish on stars? Not really
4. When did you last cry? Last Monday
5. What is your favorite lunch meat? Roast Beef (but only from a deli)
6. What is your birth date? May 13th
7. Whats your most embarrassing CD? Jessica Simpson, In this skin
8. Would you be friends with you? Hell yea, I'm a kick ass friend, I wish I had more friends like me.
9. Do you use sarcasm a lot? All the time...
10. What are your nicknames? Sashe, Flea, Booty (there's an explaination for that one)
11. Would you bungee jump? Sure
12. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Sometimes
13. Do you think that you are strong? Relatively
14. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? ButterPecan
15. Shoe Size? 9-9.5
16. Red or pink? Red
17. What is your least favorite thing about yourself? Nose & poor spelling skills
18. Who do you miss most? B-I-L: Michael
19. What color pants and shoes are you wearing? Navy
20. What are you listening to right now? NPR-I'm a nerd
21. What did you eat for breakfast? Wheat Bagel
22. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Green
23. What is the weather like right now? Sunny and cool
24. Last person you talked to on the phone? Employee with a question
25.The first things you notice about the opposite sex? Package j/k...eyes
26. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Yes, just thinking about her makes me smile.
27. Favorite Drink? Water or CokeZero
28. Hair Color? Dark Brown
29. Do you wear contacts? Yes
30. Favorite Food? Pizza Crust
31. Last Movie You Watched? 40 Year Old Virgin
32. Favorite Day Of The Year? Changes every year, but it is around the 3rd week of August...day dorms open.
33. Scary Movies Or Happy Endings? Scary movies, but I spend the whole time covering my face.
34. Summer Or Winter? Summer
35. Hugs OR Kisses? Both
36. What Is Your Favorite Desert? The Mojave... or did you mean Dessert? Creme Brulee
37. Living Arrangements? Two dogs, husband and son.
38.. What books Are You Reading? Thus spoke Zarathustra and The Known World
39. What's On Your Mouse Pad? Don't have one
40.What Did You Watch Last night on TV? Law & Order
41. Favorite Smells? Horses, rain on hot asphalt and coffee
42. Favorite junk food? Cheetos
43. Rolling Stones or Beatles? Hello! Beatles...as if.
44. What's the farthest you've been from home? England/Scotland

I now tag for both of these...no one...the only two people I know who blog Cladeedah already got.