Sneak Attack Pelvic Exam
I consider myself a mildly intelligent individual. So, when my OB/GYN set up an appointment for me to meet with the person in charge of finances and have a “physical” I didn’t think much of it. I have been through this before and figured it would be the usual list of blood tests, getting weight/blood pressure baselines and a urine sample. But to my glorious surprise it includes a full set of STD tests…which means stirrups, Happy Tuesday Morning! Personally, when I’m going to have my genital probed and my cervix manhandled I like a little warning, but I guess they gave that to me when they said I was going to have a “physical”. I knew something was up when I walked into the room to see an economy size tube of KY, a set of gloves and those huge cotton swabs. Note to self: next time someone wants to give me a “physical” be sure to ask what that entails.
Picture from my OB's waiting room...why would you want a picture of your assumed spouse groping you 9 months pregnant stomach...and where the hell would you hang it?
posted by Housekeeper @ 12:17 PM
4 Comments:
Ooh, ahh.. I'll assume everything was in order down there?
That portait rocks! I'll totally get one if I ever decide to get knocked up.
I'd hang it in a sports bar.
fifty six
my momma taught me never to refer to a woman's uterus until the third date.
heads sure turned when I read your comment because of my loud laughter.
THEN I read your post. I didn't have time last night.
The only thing I have to offer is that one time when I mentioned to a man about my age that a woman doctor was going to check my prostate he said he thought that was great.
"How so?" says I
"Small hands" he replied.
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