The Bathroom...
Okay, so by this time, anyone who knows me knows that I am pregnant. And unlike my last pregnancy I have a touch of a weak stomach this time...mother nature is a bitch. Anyway, it doesn't take much to get my gag reflex going. Today, at the end of work I had to go to the bathroom before I headed to my car. Right before I got to the bathroom, an older lady that works in my building went in. I got into my stall and started taking care of business just has she started to rip the loudes farts I've ever heard in a public restroom (this my come as a shocker to most guys, but most girls don't fart in public, even in a bathroom, unless they are alone). Needless to say, I spent the next five minutes trying to control my gag reflex. When I was finally able to pull myself together, she had already left and my eyes were red and watering. Just writing about it makes my stomach turn...
2 Comments:
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Is it wrong to be laughing so hard? I'm sorry for your pain, and I'm sure I'd be gagging eventhough I'm far from pregnant...but that's just funny.
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